Formerly 'Rambling with a cantankerous old mule"
I’m single; in my early-forties and still single … Ludicrous!
For many years friends have had an ongoing joke with me about how the only way I will find a wife is by subscribing to an online dating site … in the Philippines or Russia. But how to communicate?
Google translate is always an option, but other friends in France told me (before my ability to write French improved) that my letters written using Google were completely incomprehensible. Relationships in the same language are difficult enough, so imagine how difficult it would be to make contact with someone in a different language.
And then, the other day this priceless mail came across my path and my fears about Google Translate were confirmed: clearly having outdone itself this time!
Good morning! I’m Connie and I’m seeking for handsome guy to have tight coupling for permanent time and mayhap getting affianced. So here is what I going to let you know about myself: decent mistress. You are probably thinking what do I look? I am high blonde with shiny hair, regular chest rate spare body type and gracile legs, anything else that interesting you about me, you will ask me at the date. I going to choose gentle and reliable man. If you are desiring for free-hearted relations and you are romantic, write me a note here, who knows? ? May be you are my couple. Have a good time! Jessica
“Regular chest rate?”
I think in pictures, and I can’t even imagine what “do she look”. And if I ever wrote her a note to “ask her to a date” what would I call her? Connie, or Jessica? Connessica perhaps?